annoyed is an emotion, right?

she's mad cause i'm not
emotionally involved.
time's enough for now.

Inside Out Socks

I'll wear my red shoes,
don't care what anyone thinks,
take it or leave it.

these are the nights

new girlfriend looking
through old yearbook. donavon
on the speaker set.

her kiss

it tastes like sugar;
sweet and sticky candy lips.
soft pink. on my mind.

melancholy suits
me the same way armani
suits magazine men.

I think I've heard this one before.

Always sidestepping.
They can't/won't see, but ok.
I'm not really here.

setting the system,
making it easier to
fall and to fall hard.

Nobody told me.
Now that I know better I
wish I didn't know.

your ghost creeps quiet.
up and down the hall, moving
things to remind me.

it's a metaphor for relationships

hooray for fight club.
it becomes the reason you
cut your hair, trim nails.

yes, those were the nights.
i don't remember the days.
you shouldn't either.

there ain't no party
like my martini party.
hey. ho...hey. ho. word.

For George

Cocksucker, shit, piss,
fuck, tits, motherfucker, cunt.
Rest in peace, good sir.

little words of great
import. to some, not to all.
not to me, tonight.

the child in me likes
albums named after colors.
crayola music.

Been getting my act
together for many years.
Really? Is this it?

I earn one gray hair
for each time my Itunes plays
Phil Collins b-sides.

you can rely on your old man's money

It is never wrong
to take what is given you.
Deserve it though, please.

The fragile freaks
stake their claims to each other.
Handle me with care.

i don't miss her so
much i couldn't go one more
day without her here.

they set it up so
you fail, so they win, so you
do it all again.

For all the things I
think are against me, she sees
through it all and loves.

For Crystal, the bedrock all my relationships are built on.

the middle of my
geological strata:
an era all yours.

Lionel Richie
lied to me. Sunday mornings
are never easy.

can't login, can't post.
too busy purging illness
with strong alcohol.

Ten sad voices all
evoking Ian Curtis's
ghost without the grace.

love advice pt 4

dont bother. what? that
isnt a haiku, you say?
refrigerator.

i missed thursday's post
the way i missed thursday. the
way the norse miss thor.

love advice pt 3

the male g-spot:
you will not need a map. but
you will need some gloves.

Always waiting for
plans, I've no surprises, no
spontaneity.

"From year to year until I saw thy face"

Elizabeth, I
understand you understand
my girl's heart. Please share?

Tuesday, Wednesday, they
all start to blur together
for the daysleepers.

dakota fanning
and micky rooney. creepy
combo for the win.

metric, that is.

love obsessed culture
producing sandra bullock
films by the shit ton.

scooters; vacations.
fall. winter; spring. time flies and
all i do is sleep.

who is more famous,
lorenzo lamas or tate
donovan. and why?

Jack's Advice

Find yourself a girl,
done. Settle down, not done. Live
simple life, not done.

wake up. ten missed calls.
i'm never this popular
when I'm not sleeping.

Homeless guy steals
from baskets of rich. I shrug.
He's like Robin Hood.

waiting for a car
hoping the car will come soon
maybe i'll be freed

around this food dish,
cats fight for food no one wants.
thank you, middle east.

you know what haikus?
fuck you.

im so selfish now
i cant recognize myself
twisted up inside

It's June. You would be
a lot older now. We'd be
dreaming in the groves.

someone in my bed.
cereal. vitamin. a
new routine is set.

It's still a bad word,
but I love it when a black
person calls me "nigga".

thing about fate is,
when you time travel, you did
it already, bruce.

Sleepwalking.

Bruises on my knees,
four inch scratch on forearm, I
smell a mystery!

i've already been
orlando miserable.
it's not location.

love advice part three

in regard to the
vagina: just act like you
are angry with it.

pick a rhumb and go.
anything may be better,
but you'll still be there.

Why I Love The Undiscovered Country

Two Shatners in one,
Shakespeare quoting Klingons, and
ballsacks in kneecaps.

love advice pt 2

while making love, you
must avoid eye contact, as
it ruins the mood.

blahblah

I am really bored
mom and dad went out of town
yay! now I'm hungry

i just want a day
where money doesn't get in
my way. just one day.

love advice pt 1

a giant sword. that's
the deal breaker. i mean,
chicks dig katanas.