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In two thousand eight, seven (or so) people got together for the sake of getting together. And doing something. They decided to write a haiku a day (or as close as possible) to one another, to the world, to whomever. Enjoy.
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- hi it's caitlin
- buying used.
- cat's away.
- They say green. It feelsmore purple with a crest l...
- for one of you (#4)
- for one of you (#3)
- for one of you (#2)
- for one of you (#1)
- Fat people should stoplosing weight. I can't find ...
- I purposely steppedin watermelon gum tocounter the...
- Planning Day
- Heart in head remix
- recognition
- Six a.m. - smilingEight p.m. - beaming, blushingOn...
- false starts.
- afterglow.
- hey, at least the voices stopped
- 1,000 views!
- Maybe I'm Afraid
- No more cameras.The best memories are theones I ca...
- she smiles with the lightof a child...must be swim...
- Age: Wisdom ratio
- a subversive smilealways coming around tocatch me ...
- and i miss you likethe fields miss the sheep and l...
- "Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims, and ...
- Girl Watcher, Intl.
- I can fall to sleepon fragments, turning twinklest...
- Tired of staringat the back of heads. I havefunny ...
- Daydreams of Nightmares.
- He doesn't like hospitals
- Saki, So Much
- 7-11Open because they do notcare about your god.
- on my walk, i encounter a girl with a white stuffe...
- I watch the nurse changehis filled bag and think: ...
- Workforce Trauma 5: The Holidays
- If Christians feel thatEaster is fact, then let me...
- To the Invisible Boy
- Polaroids are likethe poetry of photos.Blurry, bea...
- In the war betweenyou and the mosquito inyour show...
- when there is no rightaction, doing nothing isthe ...
- Workforce trauma 4: "Down Economy!" OR "Nobody lov...
- Workforce Trauma 3: The French Connection
- Workforce trauma 2: "We're Green!"
- Workforce trauma.
- Singing loudly into the wind...
- Weekend Getaway
- "... or I'll stab you with a Q-tip" ~ Homer Simpson
- For All That Apply
- filling in the flapof shirt that used to be used-t...
- SongWriter's Block
- Lego castles haveone weakness: the tempest ofnegle...
- InconsequentialInevitabilityDisintegration
- a very religious holiday
- how to beat the terr'ists
- Sixth Truth
- we take ourselves tooseriously. will all thismatte...
- I choke around thesteam shoveled lake golf course....
- daydreamer
- It's rude.
- The Fastest Hands in SoFlo
- the girl next door
- To sleep, to dream...
- conversations at work
- When all is said anddone, I want my legacyto be br...
- Justice
- Dancing for the Death of an Imaginery Enemy
- one nation under god
- i'm such a silly fucking asshole. really. this mel...
- video camerapurchase wasted. for want ofsomething ...
- Dearest Peter John,We have taken over you.Love, In...
- the Sandlot
- Playing Dead
- quit your bitching.
- still
- "I swear guys! I read Beowulf in high school!"
- Another dead bird.He thinks I'm proud, I know howB...
- snarled the junkyard dog,
- "You're too shy. Play thegame. You're not even in ...
- the perils of self-inflicted inebriation
- jealous of sleep; greenwith responsibilityand my w...
- angry hospitalpeople may be dying herebut you can ...
- 'just trying to make you feel better, man.'
- Sleeping's the onlyway I can experiencelife's gift...
- Tension can be agreat thing for guitar strings and...
- ...but not as much as the muppet movie, which is m...
- Fifth Truth
- i'm not insincere!i just want her to love me,proof...
- Fourth Truth–Reflection
- Arrange letters allyou like.We are more nakedin ou...
- Comfort
- "I told you, I'm Vietnamese!"
- My guitar does notweep gently. It pisses outfresh,...
- Writing's the onlyinstance I know where vomitis re...
- the rambunctious beastsmy girlfriend calls her nep...
- some things stay the same
- shitty, shitty morning.
- I wish that ata million parts per trillionthe drug...
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7 comments:
Constipated. Unworthy of this reader.
Where are you taking me?
and here is number two for masturbation
how do u people do that in morning? I wouldn't be able to face my first period class.
Well mainly because I don't want to walk out of my bedroom in the morning with a boner. That would create an awkward moment between my roommate that I'd rather avoid.
If coffee is a metaphor for sex, then what's the metaphor for masturbation? Tap water?
I'd say that instant coffee would be the right term. It has similar effect, but much weaker and cheaper and it doesn't nearly taste or feel as good...
Just a cup, by yourself. I think metaphor instant coffee can happen in real sex, too. Should it? Never. But it does.
Irish Coffee is my favorite. Alone or with someone.
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