They're Back!

Five boys, crying girls

Hanging though, step by step

They got the right stuff

a good evening.

butter, garlic salt,
white bread, muenster, skillet, fire.
socks sliding on tile.

Idea for my
work's team building exercise...
Haikus for inmates!

i had a dream last night about a beautiful haiku that wasn't

Adulthood is a
game. They play keep-away with
my disabled brain.

say you're creative?
create me up some dinner
you dumb jobless whore

going to the park
like going to a bar, but
parents pick you up

To catch cleverness:
just steep in it, like a warm
bacteria bath.

Welts, blood, sweat, and cum.
My bruises prove the sixties
never happened, Love.

To catch cleverness:
Trap it in memory's jar
like a butterfly.

Have you ever met
a fan of Donnie Darko
who could explain it?

listen up, sweetheart.
i get tired, i start calling
everyone "darling."

Because I am not
a donkey or elephant,
I do not matter.

sold my first necklace
i feel amazingly good
never felt this way

all my exes are
all exactly the same;
save size, shape, texture

while this one is mean
and contains profanities
fuck you. you love it

This one is not mean
and doesn't have a punchline.
So it won't be liked.

In Cours de'Cours one
touch can revive the dead. Take
my hand. Remind me.

National Geographic Features Article on Haiku Master this month

In Florida, there
are only two seasons. Where
are my metaphors?