I had such a good
time, that when I got back home
I named my pillow.
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In two thousand eight, seven (or so) people got together for the sake of getting together. And doing something. They decided to write a haiku a day (or as close as possible) to one another, to the world, to whomever. Enjoy.
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- 'C's get degrees
- leeches.
- Hater
- "Dr.O'DwyerTime to get your face smashed inwith my...
- they un-paved this lot,to put up a paradise.irony ...
- Karma may not beinstant (!) anymore, but itserved ...
- "Chin up!" she said, butthe problem is gravity.See...
- the seinfeld chess match
- Paying postage, waitingto hear your ring tone, wai...
- Into hell
- I dreamt...
- The Barbie Aisle
- i'm sick
- sugar coated death.ribcage t-shirts. finger bonegl...
- Cassette nostalgia.Fifteen, fists raised, faces pr...
- When wind tangles glassI think of your exhaled son...
- there's one simple truth:you make me feel like dan...
- shower time fun
- our latest fight
- "I'm happy. Money's adrug," said the homeless guy ...
- when you hope it never will...
- feeling so edgy!medicated, in rehab.i'm such a roc...
- ruby red grapefruitnature really got it rightlooks...
- Force
- don't be mad at meif I find my inner peacein betwe...
- "My head is like alibrary, but nothing isactually ...
- i am fairly strongi can almost hold it all...i mig...
- now, look here horacei warned you about thinking't...
- I belong to noone.Strength. I don't belong toanyon...
- bright eyed, bushy tails.morning poetry will soonr...
- Stumbling
- When all is said anddone, lemonade will be servedt...
- life's a drag
- when i got your call,there was a worm fighting ant...
- whatever you dois the best thing to be donebecause...
- my new best friend
- Your silhouette, Ican't blink it away like whenI s...
- It was all God's fault.I can't believe when he doe...
- Sometimes I am tootall and naked. On those daysyou...
- Would you love me anyless if I were Flava Flavfor ...
- IHOP
- there's still time to startagain theres still time...
- popeye
- One side effect ofpainkillers is that the userforg...
- He coddles her withchauvinism disguised ascodes of...
- Two from a fan.
- my price isn't steep.forty pieces of silver,paid w...
- No thank you.
- Articulate
- If I forget yourbirthday does it mean I canforget ...
- I had such a good time, that when I got back homeI...
- Time doesn't heal oldwounds. It's like a topicalcr...
- the 1st Truth
- Dear Haiku Year,
- and all i get is you?
- Little boy come outfrom behind your see-through wa...
- I wish I was thewoman you fell in love withI miss ...
- north to south. east, westlooking to find what is ...
- Thoughts you've fought to lockbeneath downcast eye...
- no matter how muchi shuffle the deck, it's stillme...
- Nothing important, at least.
- There's no way I'll sayit to your face, but girls ...
- My mouth is not awide enough outlet for allthat my...
- My penis this, allthe boys and girls always atwar,...
- I know you were notlonely. Diseases just findnew h...
- I need a showerand suck. Shit. Such, I meant such....
- jack nicholson, three degrees.
- I know we are girlsbut there are times when we mis...
- You appreciateGhostbusters II, for that Iappreciat...
- if i left right now,i could make it home in timeto...
- "I dream, dream, dream, butdon't look. Look, look,...
- My Pledge
- days like this i justwish the world would notice m...
- The sole, primaryfunction of arms is to hugme and ...
- age versus wisdom:time is not a replacementfor exp...
- Rooftops for headrestsCloud cover for comfortersFi...
- cant figure it out-perpetually homeless?all this w...
- second denialis always in the name ofa self sacrif...
- Years past the fightingand the loss, you still pul...
- Put us in differentclothing and we recoil,void of ...
- I don't want to letthem go. Dirty shoes tell amuch...
- i hope that it isjust as nice to be said yesto, as...
- deep within your eyesthere's a reflection from min...
- Sometimes, not always,I just want the world to see...
- two ways to tell a poison. one is through absence;...
- A shadow leaks from my shoes. Next time I'll st...
- just keep on drinking!you could hold it back. try ...
- Tomorrow is nobig deal when you're not noticedarou...
- that time of year, huh?alone but secure, it's true...
- Why are they so dense?Relationship with my phone.W...
- Forecast is downcastgazes, sticky-eyed hazes,envie...
- "Valentine's Day's here?Aw crap! I forgot to geta ...
- thinking about notwriting for so long, that Ijust ...
- you can blame your genes!that scientific fingeraim...
- Lay still and B flat.Hold your breath, suicide byp...
- You know you reallylike someone when you listento ...
- Weird Kid
- How is it that we always date such winners? Wherea...
- freeing, catharsisablution, expurgation,eradication
- self-fullfilling prophecy.
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2 comments:
And its name is homeless hooker.
I love all of this - haiku and hilarious comment.
Bwahahahahha
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