I know we are girls
but there are times when we miss
beer, football and tits.
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In two thousand eight, seven (or so) people got together for the sake of getting together. And doing something. They decided to write a haiku a day (or as close as possible) to one another, to the world, to whomever. Enjoy.
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- 'C's get degrees
- leeches.
- Hater
- "Dr.O'DwyerTime to get your face smashed inwith my...
- they un-paved this lot,to put up a paradise.irony ...
- Karma may not beinstant (!) anymore, but itserved ...
- "Chin up!" she said, butthe problem is gravity.See...
- the seinfeld chess match
- Paying postage, waitingto hear your ring tone, wai...
- Into hell
- I dreamt...
- The Barbie Aisle
- i'm sick
- sugar coated death.ribcage t-shirts. finger bonegl...
- Cassette nostalgia.Fifteen, fists raised, faces pr...
- When wind tangles glassI think of your exhaled son...
- there's one simple truth:you make me feel like dan...
- shower time fun
- our latest fight
- "I'm happy. Money's adrug," said the homeless guy ...
- when you hope it never will...
- feeling so edgy!medicated, in rehab.i'm such a roc...
- ruby red grapefruitnature really got it rightlooks...
- Force
- don't be mad at meif I find my inner peacein betwe...
- "My head is like alibrary, but nothing isactually ...
- i am fairly strongi can almost hold it all...i mig...
- now, look here horacei warned you about thinking't...
- I belong to noone.Strength. I don't belong toanyon...
- bright eyed, bushy tails.morning poetry will soonr...
- Stumbling
- When all is said anddone, lemonade will be servedt...
- life's a drag
- when i got your call,there was a worm fighting ant...
- whatever you dois the best thing to be donebecause...
- my new best friend
- Your silhouette, Ican't blink it away like whenI s...
- It was all God's fault.I can't believe when he doe...
- Sometimes I am tootall and naked. On those daysyou...
- Would you love me anyless if I were Flava Flavfor ...
- IHOP
- there's still time to startagain theres still time...
- popeye
- One side effect ofpainkillers is that the userforg...
- He coddles her withchauvinism disguised ascodes of...
- Two from a fan.
- my price isn't steep.forty pieces of silver,paid w...
- No thank you.
- Articulate
- If I forget yourbirthday does it mean I canforget ...
- I had such a good time, that when I got back homeI...
- Time doesn't heal oldwounds. It's like a topicalcr...
- the 1st Truth
- Dear Haiku Year,
- and all i get is you?
- Little boy come outfrom behind your see-through wa...
- I wish I was thewoman you fell in love withI miss ...
- north to south. east, westlooking to find what is ...
- Thoughts you've fought to lockbeneath downcast eye...
- no matter how muchi shuffle the deck, it's stillme...
- Nothing important, at least.
- There's no way I'll sayit to your face, but girls ...
- My mouth is not awide enough outlet for allthat my...
- My penis this, allthe boys and girls always atwar,...
- I know you were notlonely. Diseases just findnew h...
- I need a showerand suck. Shit. Such, I meant such....
- jack nicholson, three degrees.
- I know we are girlsbut there are times when we mis...
- You appreciateGhostbusters II, for that Iappreciat...
- if i left right now,i could make it home in timeto...
- "I dream, dream, dream, butdon't look. Look, look,...
- My Pledge
- days like this i justwish the world would notice m...
- The sole, primaryfunction of arms is to hugme and ...
- age versus wisdom:time is not a replacementfor exp...
- Rooftops for headrestsCloud cover for comfortersFi...
- cant figure it out-perpetually homeless?all this w...
- second denialis always in the name ofa self sacrif...
- Years past the fightingand the loss, you still pul...
- Put us in differentclothing and we recoil,void of ...
- I don't want to letthem go. Dirty shoes tell amuch...
- i hope that it isjust as nice to be said yesto, as...
- deep within your eyesthere's a reflection from min...
- Sometimes, not always,I just want the world to see...
- two ways to tell a poison. one is through absence;...
- A shadow leaks from my shoes. Next time I'll st...
- just keep on drinking!you could hold it back. try ...
- Tomorrow is nobig deal when you're not noticedarou...
- that time of year, huh?alone but secure, it's true...
- Why are they so dense?Relationship with my phone.W...
- Forecast is downcastgazes, sticky-eyed hazes,envie...
- "Valentine's Day's here?Aw crap! I forgot to geta ...
- thinking about notwriting for so long, that Ijust ...
- you can blame your genes!that scientific fingeraim...
- Lay still and B flat.Hold your breath, suicide byp...
- You know you reallylike someone when you listento ...
- Weird Kid
- How is it that we always date such winners? Wherea...
- freeing, catharsisablution, expurgation,eradication
- self-fullfilling prophecy.
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5 comments:
I know I'm a guy, but beer has its limitations, football is for peasants and tits, believe it or not, just get boring sometimes. "My tits this...My tits that..." Come on, ladies. Seriously?
"My vagina this...my vagina that..."
despite your non love for those things, we miss them once in a while. Once in a while it's fun to be low class, shallow and part of the asse- ..er...masses
Sorry Michael, I love beer and football...and my tits.
Edit to previous comment: I know I'm a guy, but beer still isn't my first choice. Football is dull, but not nearly as boring as baseball. The only times tits are boring is in bad movies, especially since they're very rarely real. I think my major complaint is that the ladies keep talking about them, when they need to just start showing them. To me.
I do love tits
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