The Haiku Year: uSheep

Friday, January 25, 2008

Robots will turn us
to slaves through hidden signals
triggered through ipods.

Michael J. Gatton said...: Stephen King thought it would be cell phones. You're both crazy.; January 25, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Educator said...: There were robots in that cell novel???

Robots, Michael, robots!

They make all the difference. Also, I sort of stole the idea through Futurama's use of the built in patriotism signal inherent in all robots to turn them into loyal soldiers during times of war. And, of course, when Mom programs all of the robots to revolt with a push of a button. This mechanism would be put in ipods if it were to be employed properly.; January 25, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Michael J. Gatton said...: Listen, when the end times come, I won't discriminate.

Whether it's a robot, a zombie, an anarchist, the only proper response is to shoot it in the head to prove you're worthy of survival in the harsh world that's left behind.; January 26, 2008 at 7:42 AM
Educator said...: Unless you are listening to your ipod and YOU become a slave before you even know what is going on.; January 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Michael J. Gatton said...: I don't even have an iPod.; January 26, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Educator said...: I resisted for so long, but I finally caved. It's awesome and so evil.; January 26, 2008 at 9:41 PM