do you wonder if
tom cruise wished to be tom cruise
when he was younger?
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In two thousand eight, seven (or so) people got together for the sake of getting together. And doing something. They decided to write a haiku a day (or as close as possible) to one another, to the world, to whomever. Enjoy.
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4 comments:
I wonder the same about Eddie Murphy.
That, too. Also, John Travolta had too many syllables.
katie holmes grew up wanting tom cruise's dick inside her. i find that weird.
and it turned her into a ROBOT. ugh, the phrase 'tom cruise's dick' just seems so unnatural. i like to imagine that he's smooth down there, like a ken doll.
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