you're so vain, I bet you think this haiku is about you

haiku drama? Oy.
can we really be so bored?
i thought we were friends.

and i guess we were,
till someone's paranoia
pooped on our parade.

it's hypocrisy!
when i call out some nice folks
for being nut jobs.

and i'll admit it:
hearing about it was a
vicarious thrill.

the dust has settled.
was there a victor? uh, no.
i think we all lost.

but do not fear, kids!
the time to smile is now.
'cause JD's back. w00t.