my boss looks like the
star wars emperor. it's hard
to keep a straight face.
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In two thousand eight, seven (or so) people got together for the sake of getting together. And doing something. They decided to write a haiku a day (or as close as possible) to one another, to the world, to whomever. Enjoy.
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2 comments:
There's a girl at my work that's a dead ringer for Salacious Crumb, that little rat thing that hangs out with Jabba the Hutt.
One week, we figured out which Star Wars character defines each of us as people. My store manager is Jabba...fat, slow, evil, drools.
I got picked as Anakin. Quiet, moody, powerful.
peter said i was an ewok.
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