Sunday, April 20, 2008

Written by Peter
John Gardner. Ok, the hard
part's out of the way.

2 comments:

JD? said...

LIES TO TELL STRANGERS AT BARS:
peter john gardner. my father really loved toilets. OR
my father loved prostitution(get it? he was a 'john') OR
my mom likes tractors.(john deere? ok, im kinda reaching for that one.)

i still introduce our game to friends of mine while walking through malls. the 'say something disturbing/disgusting as you walk past strangers' game.' my fav is-'so the condom broke, but it was in her ass, so i should be ok'

Peter said...

Peter John Gardner aka Dick Toilet Hoe

I still play that game too. "So you think I should just scrape it out? Who still sells metal hangars?"